You Have Get Evil SPAM

Maybe I've still got too much faith in the day-to-day, cogs-spinning aspects of the US government, but if I were trying to concoct some sort of fake message to fuck with people, I'd maybe copy edit it a few times:

You have get a Tax Refund on your Visa or MasterCard.
Complete the formular, and get your Tax Refund.

I just don't have bought it, fellas. It doesn't match the formular.

Better Phishing, please.